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I love it... It makes me want to drink tea....

I just watched Tarzan on Comcast Demand. It was so sad when the mother gorilla found the dead bodies of Tarzan's parents!

And when the jaguar attacked Tarzan, I was like "AAARGH! WHY WON'T IT DIE ALREADY?" Yeah.

It also brings back memories when I used to watch this movie on a cassette. Aaah, good time, good times... I watched a lot of movies when I was small...

I can't believe it! I am going to overnight camp for the first time in my life, for 2 weeks! YAAAAAY!
I was relly exited when my sister went, but now I'm "semi-excited" cuz my sister has been a bitch and not calling us at all. I call her friend there to ask her how she is and then my sister even says not to call her cuz it's embarrassing!



Yeah, but I'm still excited. I hope I won't get any jellyfish bites (they already bit my sister XD).

So, the point of this journal is to say that I won't be on dA for two weeks. It seems that I will be lose contact with the world >.>

Have a nice day and a good tomorrow!

P.S. I'm not that sadistic

Hahahaha, it's like I wrote 3...

Taken from

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (well, I cursed at it)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (hehe, commercial)
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (a car going slowly)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 3

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (I just sang it XD )
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (sad)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it (haven't seen though I own it)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose (eww)
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 6 (WOW NONE)

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 7 (UNO)

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math (I had that problem up until 7th grade)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (that's unlucky)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (like my glasses on my head)

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. (HUH?)
[x] You break a lot of things. (like my camera)
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (I laugh at myself later on)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (i do that on rugs)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (pshhh, what a stupid question!)

TOTAL: 16
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."

Yay! 64%

Wow, I'm so into the "uptade-journal-every-day" mood (but not literally every day), thanks to

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy
SEXY? OMFG!

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[x] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend NOT!
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[X] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[X] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[X] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

I'm a sexy PREP with a with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend NOT! who SHOT a homeless guy because because I have AMAZING boobs.

WEIRD.

Especially the boobs part. That one is kinda akward...
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Rules:
SCREW THE RULES IM AZN

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (I'm BEAUTIFUL!)
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (MAYBE BLUE, BUT NOT BROWN))
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (OH NO! A PIMPLE!)
[ ] I have/I've had braces. (ruined my teeth while fixing them)
[x] I wear glasses (AWW I HAVE SCREWED UP VISION)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (no.)
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents. (ONLY ON RUSSIAN, BUT IT WASN'T... THAT BAD)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together. ()
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old. (those were the days)
[x] I want to have kids someday. (even if i have to do artificial insemination or whatever and be a single mom)
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[X] I'm in school (bleegh)
[ ] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (NEVER IN MY LIFE!)
[X] I almost always do/did my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school. ()
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (THAT ENDED A LOOONG TIME AGO)
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year (unless a C is a a failure...)
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (I DO IT IN MY SLEEP. I'M NOT KIDING)
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (LION KING)
[X] I've peed from laughing. (ONLY WHEN I WAS SMALL)
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (OH, THE PAIN OF LAUGHTER)
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples. (LOTS ON THE FACE)
[X] I've broken a bone. (NOSE AND MIDDLE FINGER)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed. (WHAT'S A TONSIL?)
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox. (5YRS OLD!)
[ ] I've had measles
holy crap!

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day (cant drive )
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada. (WHY IS IT ALWAYS CANADA?)
[ ] I've been to Mexico
[X] I've been to Niagara Falls. (DIRTY PLACE)
[ ] I've been to Japan. ( I WISH!)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] I've been to Europe. (MY 2ND HOME IS THERE!)
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star. (HOW SAD)
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (MILK ONLY WITH CEREAL!)
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken. (...?)
[ ] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. (and it was GOOD)
[ ] I've been snowboarding. (PEOPLE DIE FROM THAT)

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. (never been dumped! never dated either.)
[X] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (waste of FIVE years of my youth)
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I like to cuddle ()
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain. ( I WISH!)
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've sneaked out of my house. (BUT ONLY TO GET A COKE)
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[X] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[X] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic. (A DOMO SHIRT THAT I DON'T WEAR ANYMORE)
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[X] I own something from The Gap. (MY FAVE STORE!)
[X] I own something I got on e-bay. (MY ARIA BOOKS)
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[X] I can sing well. (YES)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily. ()
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.( I WISH!)
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (NeVeR!)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. (that's what makes them even less funny!)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate (EWWW)
[x] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games. (<3)
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[X] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Yes! I'm done!